By Staci Pace
51. Always use
stain remover or oxy clean in every load. ALWAYS.
52. Dads really do
buy their kids toys for their own enjoyment, which is why they grow terribly upset when the kids play with them in
an inappropriate manner. (Such as Superman becomes a bad guy, or the GI Joe is
using a Star Wars light saber, or your kid's favorite "Bumblebee" car
is a Grand Am and not a Camaro.)
53. Christmas is more
fun than you ever dreamed. And more stressful. And more expensive.
54. Forget saving
for college. Elementary will cost you. And so will any sport your
kid might want to play. Not to mention field trips, play dates, and music
lessons.
55. There actually
are good teachers and bad teachers but you can NEVER tell your
kid that.
56. You will one
day find your child trying to clean their sibling with the Windex.
57. Never ever give
your kids a choice of what to have for dinner. If you do they will never
eat what you eat.
58. Learn how to
edit photos. Because they will never all smile and look good at the same
time.
59. Buy Band-Aids
in bulk. But NOT the cheap kind.
60. If
your child owns a piece of clothing that you don't like get rid of it quickly and quietly because it
will be all they will ever wear.
What have you learned as a parent? Wisdom is better shared!
What have you learned as a parent? Wisdom is better shared!
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