31. You will wish
for the snow day more than your
child. And then, when it happens you will wonder why you ever wished for it in the first place.
32. Cable television is something to avoid at all costs. Commercials
are not something you want to welcome into your home.
33. You will be ashamed
of yourself on a daily basis. And proud of yourself just as
much.
34. Cooking dinner
will be one of the hardest jobs. Do I really have to make vegetables with every meal?
35. Anything can be
broken. Anything.
36. Legos are the
most awesome thing ever made and the worst thing ever made.
37. Kids have really
good ears.
38. Everything in
your home has the capacity to be sticky.
39. Don't ever say
"Would you just act your age?!" Because they are.
And that's the problem.
40. Act as if it's
time to go 15 minutes before it's time to go. Always. Or you will always
be late. Everywhere.
Episode 1: 10 Things I Wish I Knew Before I Had Kids
Episode 2: 10 More Things I Wish I Knew
Episode 3: 10 More Things, Episode 3
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